The actors dick you thought you saw was fake

September 2024 · 7 minute read

We have speculated on it and it turns out most of the dicks even in Spartacus were fake.

I think it is very wrong that like porn even hollywood films give us a false sense of what size should be.

Bring on the tiny meat.

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by Anonymousreply 42March 26, 2021 3:45 PM

It's all fake.

All the way back in 2001, Gael Garcia Bernal said they wore prosthetic dicks for the nude scenes in Y Tu Mama Tambien, which was supposed to be this huge new watershed for male frontal nudity.

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by Anonymousreply 1November 12, 2020 9:43 AM

I have been told I have the biggest teenytoadstool, very beautiful, very cinematic.

by Anonymousreply 3November 12, 2020 9:46 AM

Great article OP. I tried to start a thread on this very topic a little bit ago. Getting ready for work so I couldn’t finish the article and I’ll be back later to comment, I’m interested in DLs thoughts on this!

by Anonymousreply 4November 12, 2020 9:46 AM

I remember the one at R5...it did not even look real.

by Anonymousreply 7November 12, 2020 1:38 PM

How dare you, R6! That dong is as real as my hairline!

by Anonymousreply 8November 12, 2020 1:56 PM

If I were an actor, I would never show my real dick. Unless it's huge (and mine is pretty average), people are going to snicker at the size of your dick.

I'd have no problem showing ass, though.

by Anonymousreply 9November 12, 2020 2:09 PM

[quote] If I were an actor, I would never show my real dick

When KINSEY came out and we all saw Peter Sarsgaard's small peter, I remember thinking at the time that he was very brave to go full frontal. He's said in interviews that he grew up in a liberal house and nudity was no big deal. Liam Neeson OTOH has a huge dick

[quote] When asked to explain why he so frequently appears in the buff, Sarsgaard explained that he just doesn’t understand how some actors are always wearing boxers after sex, or walking around with a comforter covering their bodies. He then went on to talk about filming a nude scene with the very well-endowed Liam Neeson, a man model Janice Dickinson once described by saying; “He unzipped his pants and an Evian bottle fell out.”

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by Anonymousreply 10November 12, 2020 2:19 PM

If you have to strap on a fake dick, then what’s there to begin with—nothing? A vagina? Wouldn’t that simply mean you now have two dicks? Wouldn’t that look odd?

by Anonymousreply 11November 12, 2020 2:47 PM

They either tuck their candy or the real penis goes inside the fake. Which suggests Mark Wahlberg has a pencil dick, not that there's anything wrong with that.

We've certainly had advances in prosthetic pecker technology since then!

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by Anonymousreply 12November 12, 2020 3:01 PM

On the audio commentary for THE PLAYER, Robert Altman talks about wanting Tim Robbins' character to wear a prosthetic foreskin in the scene where he climbs out of the mud bath. One presumes they subtly wanted to make it known he wasn't Jewish.

Personally, I couldn't tell one way or the other

by Anonymousreply 13November 12, 2020 3:11 PM

Michael Fassbender in Shame. Real or fake?

by Anonymousreply 14November 12, 2020 3:20 PM

R1 Yeah I think you're talking about an 'interview' with Diego Luna, not Gael, with Sensacine in Mexico where he's talking about putting a partial condom on for one shot to appear circumcised and even that sounds like it didn't work right. The subtext (not discussed) is that his character is very rich and low-key Jewish; there are a lot of very rich Jews in Mexico City. Vaguely anti-semitic? You decide!

Anyway, the d in that movie is basically real bc even though they had a fairly healthy budget for Mexico (but nothing for the US) in 2001... if I'm producing that movie and the director wants me to spend money on prosthetic dick you can believe I want that money to show up on screen and, well...

I mean, you've seen the nudity we're talking about here, right? Love 'em both but it's normal dick.

Besides that, the interview ran nowhere else, at least in Spanish, and the site that ran it also managed to get Alfonso Cuarón's name wrong (way after he had made it big) and swapped in his brother's name, so... You decide!

by Anonymousreply 15November 12, 2020 4:10 PM

I wish they would go with realism.

And yes...I hear that Shame as fake as well.

by Anonymousreply 16November 12, 2020 10:25 PM

The Spartacus situation was well known at the time, publications like EW wrote about it. As far as I remember, the actors could choose to use a prosthetic if they wanted to. Some did, and some didn’t.

by Anonymousreply 17November 12, 2020 10:40 PM

I never needed a fake one.

by Anonymousreply 18November 12, 2020 11:01 PM

German actor, Marco Hofschneider in "Europa, Europa" played a Jew hiding in plain sight from the Nazis had to wear a circumcised prosthetic for realism. The actor wasn't prepared to undergo a real circumcision for his art.

by Anonymousreply 19November 12, 2020 11:05 PM

John Hamm’s hammaconda. He knew what he was doing and delighted in it. I knew a couple of guys who were older and huge and they were always trying to disguise it. One guy could never wear a bathing suit

by Anonymousreply 20November 13, 2020 2:44 AM

What are you talking about R20 Hamm has never done a nude scene.

by Anonymousreply 21November 13, 2020 8:46 AM

What about Altered Carbon? I was kinda embarrassed for James Purefoy because I thought he overfluffed. But maybe it was a weird prosthetic.

by Anonymousreply 22November 13, 2020 11:07 AM

R22 I know nothing about it.

by Anonymousreply 23November 13, 2020 11:32 AM

James Purefoy's dick in question

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by Anonymousreply 24November 13, 2020 11:39 AM

Time for some research. Up close and in depth.

by Anonymousreply 25November 13, 2020 11:43 AM

Looks like a bad pubic haircut and a woody.

by Anonymousreply 26November 13, 2020 11:52 AM

Is Purefoy's real or fake there?

by Anonymousreply 27November 13, 2020 12:06 PM

The boobs you think you saw are also fake.

by Anonymousreply 28November 13, 2020 12:12 PM

R27 it appears to be overfluffed.

by Anonymousreply 29November 13, 2020 7:32 PM

r10 couldn't Sarsgaard fluff up a bit?

by Anonymousreply 30November 14, 2020 3:07 AM

R30 I am glad he did not. We need realistic portrayals.

by Anonymousreply 31November 14, 2020 9:55 AM

Good for him for not fluffing.

by Anonymousreply 32November 14, 2020 10:06 AM

James Purefoy has done full frontal before (in Rome for instance) and it looks like a match. I doubt it’s a prosthetic.

by Anonymousreply 33November 14, 2020 1:47 PM

2020 was the year of the cock! No one can tell me these aren't real :333

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by Anonymousreply 35March 26, 2021 1:34 PM

[quote] The actor wasn't prepared to undergo a real circumcision for his art.

I bet Christian Bale would have.

by Anonymousreply 36March 26, 2021 1:38 PM

Now I want to see The Overnight.

Though it would have been much hotter (and make more sense to me) if it had been Adam Scott with the big one, and Jason Schwartzman with the smaller one.

by Anonymousreply 37March 26, 2021 1:41 PM

Ummmm before the show aired it was known they used prosthetics.

And if you are upset male actors aren’t more willing to show dick, blame your love of porn and making porn mainstream. No one wants to show it if they aren’t the size of porn stars, which many think is standard size.

It isn’t.

by Anonymousreply 38March 26, 2021 2:52 PM

Visual comparisons for the actual average penis size.

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by Anonymousreply 39March 26, 2021 3:03 PM

R39 yes. Most men have between 5-6 inches erect. Most porn stars have 8 inches and up, and that’s not counting girth.

People think those large and XL penises they see in porn are what is standard and average, so an actor showing his normal sized penis will only get him mocked and scrutinized on the internet.

by Anonymousreply 40March 26, 2021 3:09 PM

Even Ewan McGregor's dick?!🥺

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by Anonymousreply 41March 26, 2021 3:37 PM

I'd have no problem showing my dick in a film, but I'd hate to make the other actor feel less-than.

by Anonymousreply 42March 26, 2021 3:45 PM

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